"hey, do i have a mean look?"
"u?!!"
"yes, me. is that possible?"
"u do not have a mean look, angela. sorry to disappoint you."
"oh, what do u know. i bet i DO have a mean look. i bet it makes people quake in their boots"
"if by 'ppl' u mean 'little baby kittens,' maybe. before they wobble over and lick your face"
*shoots daggers with eyes*
"aw, look at all the baby kittens coming over! they're so sweet!"
"screw u"
1 comments:
I wish I could shoot daggers with my eyes. I wouldn't need to use my hands to cut my waffles anymore!!!
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